Daddy

Tonights conversation in the car:

P: Mommy, when I grow up, I'm going to be a daddy!

Me: Oh yeah?! You're going to have kids?

P: No.

Me: Uh...

P: I'm just going to be a race car daddy and a police daddy.

Me: You have to have kids to be a daddy, and then I will be their grandma, like Duckie is your grandma.

P: I don't want to be YOUR daddy!

Me: I don't want you to be my daddy, silly...but you have to have kids. That's what makes you a daddy.

P: Oh, well then yes, I'm going to have kids.

Me: Do you want boys or girls?

P: Boys.

Albert: How many boys do you want?

P: Ummm, 2 or 3.

Me: Are you going to have a wife to?

P: No!

Me: (to my husband, Albert) Well, I'm going to be watching out for that skank...