Monkey See...

So, one of the kids in Preston's class is allergic to - I don't remember what - but since P found out you could be allergic to things, he's been trying really hard to find something he's allergic to.

Yesterday, Preston came home from school talking about how he couldn't eat oranges because they make his mouth burn, and he's allergic.

My grandpa buys Preston those little clementine oranges that he can peel himself by the BOX LOAD; and Preston will eat orange after orange after orange until you MAKE him stop. He is absolutely NOT allergic to oranges.

I just had to call the school, because Preston convinced them that he is allergic to oranges, and can't eat them anymore.

Ask and ye shall receive...usually

So, yesterday I posted a blog about how UNFUNNY Preston is being. Actually, that's not true. The other day he was in some serious trouble at my mom's house, and we were having a hard time not cracking up at his behavior. It REALLY was bad, but it was funny too. If you're a parent, you get it. If you're not at that stage, just wait. If you're not a parent, well, you're probably laughing at it all the time, so...

Anyway, this morning in the car, P was in a good mood...about everything but school.

P: Mom, I don't want to go to school.

Me: Why?

P: I don't like it.

Me: Why don't you like it?

P: I like trips.

Me: (laughing) Um, I do too, but how do you think mommy and daddy pay for trips? We have to go to work, and while we're at work, you have to go to school.

P: Well...I never see you work.

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Preston isn't being so funny right now. More like a tyrant with a terrible temper. I have no idea where he gets that from - must be his dad. ;)