So, this is what I'm paying for...

"Mom, did you know we have guts? And we have little teeth in our throat to chew up our food for us. And our food goes into our stomach, and our body takes out all of the vitamins, and it goes through our intes...intest....guts, and then we poopie. (uncontrollable giggling) Isn't that funny, Mom? I said we poopie from our guts! (abrupt seriousness)And, if we squeeze someone, we'll squish their guts. (pause) Mom, do you have guts? ('Yes') I don't think you do."

It was body week at school.

Sick Days

P: (coughs) Mom, I have a very bad cough.

Me: Yeah baby, I know. It's allergies.

P: Mom, tomorrow when it's a school day, I can not go to school because I have a very bad cough

Me: Well, if you have a really bad cough for tomorrow, then you probably can't go swimming at Uncle Michael's today...

P: No Mom, it will only bother me tomorrow.