Biology

Albert took Preston fishing today.

Dad, do you know how to tell which end is the worm's head? Just rub its belly and when it does this *arches back* the side that lifts up is the head.

Also, big shout out to hip hop...it made him a better fisherman.

Artistic License

As if a comment is necessary, I think it's important to note that this is (ironically) a Dallas Cowboy who just made a touchdown...I would say from personal perspective an earlier era - oh, 1990's. 
AND since I forgot to grab the ACTUAL picture from the restaurant table (shame), this is the last...so many puns.

Crackers of All Kinds

At JCPenny's -

P: Mom! Look at all the Christmas stuff! It's on SALE!!
Me: Yep, very pretty.
P: Can I have some?
Me: Some what?
P: Some Christmas stuff!
Me: No.
P: But look at the giant nut crackers! I loooove nut crackers.
Me: I know, but you already have two...a small one and a big one. I think that's enough nut crackers.
P: [walking over to a 3ft tall snowman nut cracker] Yes. But I don't have any SNOW crackers.

And I quote:

"I just snarkled when I laughed!"

Hotel California

We visited my sister in CA over Christmas break. Their apartment complex is really nice. They have indoor entrances, live on the bottom floor across from the gym, and have a vending machine just down the hall. Preston refered to their home as the hotel all weekend. I'm pretty sure he still thinks they live in one, even though we tried to explain it was an apartment.

Preston: [giggling] I'm such a break-up.

Me: Huh? [pause] You mean "crack-up"?

Preston: [giggling exactly the same as before] I'm such a crack up.

He didn't even acknowledge that I corrected him, until Albert and I started cracking up about it. Or breaking up about it...whichever. :)

Preston's Outfit Today

An argyle-print, black v-neck sweater - with bright blue, red, and gray diamonds in the print.

Navy windpants with a grey and white stripe down the side.

Green camo rain boots.

Whatever, dude.